Donations to the Poor?

1. Get rich. Easiest step ever. :D

2. In New York, go up to one of the more successful homeless guys. Purchase all of his ratty clothes, as well as his cardboard box and- if he has one- his bottle of liquor with a paper bag wrapped around it. Altogether price? $10,000. It's a fair deal- it takes a large amount of time and dedication to get his clothes as filthy and torn as he has, and his cardboard box as soggy and... well... cardboard box-y.

3. Situate yourself in your newly purchased plot of land. Bring tons of cold, hard cash.

4. During the daytime, ask people who are passing by for spare change. If they give you $5 or more, give them $500 or more. Make sure they don't cause a scene. (Anyone who gives you small amounts of change can receive a voucher for a free product from your massive industry or summat.)

5. After 1-2 days of this, or just when word starts to get around, pack up and leave. Pay a hobo $1,000 to watch your spot for you. Never come back.

6. About a week after the first time, repeat process with an entirely different homeless guy. Every time you repeat the steps, increase the time in between by certain amounts (1 week turns to 2 weeks turns to a month turns to a month and a half turns to 2 months and a half, etc, etc).

Eventually, people will begin to become unsure of whether a hobo is the amazing super-rich guy who gives away money, or just a normal hobo. Thus, the homeless will receive an increase in donations, and the kind folk who gave away their money to the filthy hobo on the street corner will get something back for their charity. It's like forced karma. ^^

[Repeat in other cities as you find necessary- poss. hire other people to do the same job at the same time, or just get a friend to help you with it.]